Meloni could totally put his cross in me

Hey guys, it’s your favorite thing – a Jebus tattoo! Plus, it’s on a legit, non-rapping celebrity! I’d say bitchy shit because G-O-D but it’s pretty interesting for a God tattoo – it’s… Continue reading →

too much Sheen

So, last week, my boyfriend told me he was sick of Charlie Sheen jokes. “How can you possibly be sick of Charlie Sheen jokes?” I asked. “He’s endlessly quotable! They’re hilarious!” Then I… Continue reading →

happy birthday, Mr. President

My sources tell me this is a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe. I’m glad they specified because I’d have no fucking clue without the name of this jpeg file and a heads up from… Continue reading →

special introduction: the lowlbster

Apparently, this individual thinks that the lowlsbter – half owl, half lobster, all stupid – is going to join a illustrious list of imaginary animals: jackalope – part rabbit, part deer crocoduck –… Continue reading →

save me, Jebus!

I thought we’d go ahead and start our Jebus off with the classiest tattoo I could find. Aside from rocking the shocker, this little cartoon Jesus is kind of rad, right? I’m a… Continue reading →

rule: no depictions of oral sex in your tattoos

Confession: I’ve been on a kick lately, collecting pictures of tattoos depicting oral sex acts. I can basically make this a reoccurring UGH y’all. First up: depictions of women eating other women out are not… Continue reading →

so apparently swastikas made out of genitalia are a thing?

Remember the penis swastika we featured earlier this month? Turns out it’s part of a fucking epidemic, people. Seriously, why is this a thing? There should not be more than one tattoo of genitalia in the… Continue reading →

irony today means embarrassment tomorrow

I understand the importance of a good font. ‘I love you’ in Comic Sans doesn’t really have the same emotional depth that Univers does. I have a couple of thoughts for you, as… Continue reading →

I’d Single Ladies That, Fo Sho

Why, I think you have Bill Murray tattooed on your body. This is a-ok with me because: Groundhog Day SNL, when SNL was really good bonus: he used to make out with Gilda… Continue reading →

you really need to reevaluate what you put on your body

  Firstly, if you have to spell out the point of the tattoo, it means it’s a crummy tattoo. Also WRONG in this tattoo: stick figures stick figures doing it a stick figure… Continue reading →