Monthly Archive: May, 2012

oh shit, get your towels ready

I’m sorry it’s been so long, guys! I went on vacation and forgot to set up posts before I left (because I’m a lazy asshole). It’s Memorial Day Weekend (aka my favorite weekend… Continue reading

poor penis tattoos part 2

It seems like just yesterday we were discussing the myriad of ways people ink penises on them. Let’s continue that discussion today and examine a few more of the terrible penis-related things people seem… Continue reading

poor penis tattoos part 1

This is going to take a while. I didn’t want to do this, but mankind hasn’t given me much of a choice. There’s no tasteful way to do this. We need to sit… Continue reading