Meloni could totally put his cross in me

Hey guys, it’s your favorite thing – a Jebus tattoo! Plus, it’s on a legit, non-rapping celebrity! I’d say bitchy shit because G-O-D but it’s pretty interesting for a God tattoo – it’s got some style and perspective and I can get behind that.  Most importantly, it’s Christopher Meloni, the only man who can say something sexist on TV while punching a guy in the face and make my panties melt. I defy each and every one of you to look Stabler/Keller in the eyes and not want him to pound you on an interrogation table. Can’t be done.


Verdict: totes fuckable