Monthly Archive: September, 2011

stop tattooing my childhood around your genitalia

I’ve had these saved on my computer for months under NOPE and OH FUCK NO, for obvious reasons. YOU KNOW WHERE’S WALDO IS A CHILDREN’S CHARACTER, RIGHT?? Like, what were you doing when… Continue reading

how to look extremely desperate with only three tattooed letters

Oh girl. You could have told people that in so many less offensive, less permanent ways.   Verdict: not fuckable

Brony Tattoos 101

So, Bronies. The best? They’re the best. For those of you who don’t already know what I’m talking about (or just aren’t as well-informed as Mr. President Bill Clinton) ┬áplease take the time… Continue reading

Horrible Tramp Stamp #1509872

                Nope. Nope. You are very close here, but very, very wrong. Sorry. Your tattoo is gross.   Verdict: not fuckable