when you find great advice write it on your body

Yo bro, thanks for the pro-tip.   Verdict: not fuckable

the many faces of tattoo Jesus

We’ve passed 100,000 views! A million zillion thanks to everyone who’s stopped by this ridiculous blog in their internet stumblings!  Jesus has always been a big favorite around these parts, so I thought… Continue reading →

oh shit, get your towels ready

I’m sorry it’s been so long, guys! I went on vacation and forgot to set up posts before I left (because I’m a lazy asshole). It’s Memorial Day Weekend (aka my favorite weekend… Continue reading →

your tattoo win for the day: cupcakes and dinosaurs

Oh DinoCake confection, let me count the ways you thrill me: dinosaurs dinosaurs with teeth!! T-rex! tiny tiny T-rex arms! delicious cupcake perfectly frosted cupcake shit’s got a cherry on top What’s not… Continue reading →

Let’s talk about tattooing vaginas on your arm

It’s time for another rousing game of kill fuck marry! Contestant 1: Contestant 2: Contestant 3: Look. I’m just going to come out and say it – if you’re tattooing vaginas on your… Continue reading →

just another Disney-themed tattoo

Look, I’m just going to cut to the chase here – you should have gone to a better tattoo artist. This is embarrassing. I mean, do you really think this guy: looks like… Continue reading →

So this is just the best and I demand you read it right now

Spoiler: this shit is not real. Look, I kind of don’t care, ok? It’s hilarious, and besides – it’s not like there’s any shortage of incredibly awful, poorly thought out tattoos! All the… Continue reading →

tattoos for those who love being in love

So, Happy Valentine’s Day I guess? I was going to start this ‘holiday’ season off with a long-winded post about how people represent such an important emotion in tattoos, but then I started… Continue reading →

what’s worse than getting DRAKE tattooed on your forehead?

I think we all remember this fiasco. What’s worse than shaving your eyebrows off to get DRAKE tattooed on your forehead? Tattooing the face of someone who shaved their eyebrows to get DRAKE… Continue reading →

a political tattoo post

Oh fuck you. I was going to quit there, but I started drinking a beer after skipping dinner and now I have a lot of feelings. Look, Ron Paul is certainly not the worst… Continue reading →