would you like a Reese’s peanut britta cup [tattoo]?

God, this tattoo is like a mash-up of relatively – moderately good modern conveniences that no one cared enough about to put in more than a bare minimum of effort.

Let me count the things about this tattoo that are sub-par:

  • the script
  • Brita water filters?
  • a singular cup?
  • seriously, try that again and use less curly qs

What on earth possessed you to tattoo this on yourself? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are delicious (and I don’t think many people would disagree very strongly on that point), but what made you think they were worthy of permanent inclusion on your skin? Here are some other obviously ok – very good things that you didn’t tattoo on yourself but probably have an equal right to be there:

  • Clorox wipes
  • Taco Bell
  • Ketchup
  • Kleenex
  • Free T-shirts
  • Toilet paper

Look, I don’t even really understand what a peanut britta cup is. I think the verdict is clear.


Verdict: not fuckable