would you like a Reese’s peanut britta cup [tattoo]?
God, this tattoo is like a mash-up of relatively – moderately good modern conveniences that no one cared enough about to put in more than a bare minimum of effort.
Let me count the things about this tattoo that are sub-par:
- the script
- Brita water filters?
- a singular cup?
- seriously, try that again and use less curly qs
What on earth possessed you to tattoo this on yourself? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are delicious (and I don’t think many people would disagree very strongly on that point), but what made you think they were worthy of permanent inclusion on your skin? Here are some other obviously ok – very good things that you didn’t tattoo on yourself but probably have an equal right to be there:
- Clorox wipes
- Taco Bell
- Free T-shirts
- Toilet paper
Look, I don’t even really understand what a peanut britta cup is. I think the verdict is clear.
Verdict: not fuckable