his & her tattoos for the couple with poor taste

Well, that’s pretty shitty and ughhhhhh. I hate to have to tell you this on the internet, but if you have to tattoo that on yourself over your penis, you/it are not god’s gift to anything.

 

Oh great. They’re fucking multiplying. If I had a third, we could do a Kill Fuck Marry post*!

 

*joking, they would all be kill, let’s be serious here

 

Verdict: not fuckable