I am many things, including confused

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back to our regular scheduled programing

 

Uh, ok. I’m not actually totally sure what you mean, so I’m going to try to break it down into basic variables.

a but not b but also b

Nope, that still doesn’t make any sense to me.

Verdict: not fuckable