1 out of 4 isn’t so bad
I truly don’t understand how this tattoo got so fucked up. If can’t remember that the North and South were in a civil war (NO BIG DEAL, GUYZ) and that the East and West coasts are, respectively, on the East and West sides of the country, I believe there’s a mnemonic device third grade teachers give to their students: Never Eat Soggy Waffles. Just start at the top and work your way clockwise (if you know what that means). Maybe you will find this mnemonic device helpful in the future when you can’t use your back.
Verdict: not fuckable.