Gumby Died For Your Sins

Okay, you might be thinking. So, Gumby’s a cool, old-timey kinda fella. and sure, that’s a fairly detailed scene with some nice Biblical details up in it (I’m looking at you, spear), but what is Gumby thinking about? Is he dying for our sins? What are his last thoughts as his bendable body hangs impaled on that cross?

 

 

Oh, okay. I guess ice cream is pretty delicious. I suppose that answers some of my questions.

 

These are both novelty tattoos, and novelties seem like a great idea until they begin to wear thin, the gleam fades, and we realize that this tattoo gets dumber and dumber as it ages.

 

Verdict: possibly fuckable for a brief shining moment, but basically not fuckable at all.