“I wish I were Rosemarie’s Baby”

I don’t know which is worse – that this stupid fuck got a devil tail tattooed from his ass to his ankle, or the fact that the tail he got tattooed on his leg is that shitty. Seriously, what the hell is up with that shading? Where is the light coming from? What purpose do those spots of shitty red shading even serve besides pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Verdict: not fuckable. Ain’t no way.