stop tattooing my childhood around your genitalia

I’ve had these saved on my computer for months under NOPE and OH FUCK NO, for obvious reasons.

YOU KNOW WHERE’S WALDO IS A CHILDREN’S CHARACTER, RIGHT?? Like, what were you doing when you thought to yourself, ‘heh, it would be really funny if someone were all, “Where’s Waldo?” and I just turned around and pulled down my pants and BOOM he’s all constipated and coming out of my asshole?” Fuck you.

You have very buoyant breasts. That’s really the only nice thing I can say about you right now.

Verdict: not fuckable